To move or not to move....

How long do we have to sit here before we use the toilet? I mean really...how long do you make yourself wait before you dash off? Do you sit and quietly squirm because someone is speaking and it's rude to get up and walk out while they're presenting? Or maybe it's because you're in class and you just know that if you get up right now and find desperate relief, your instructor will go over every thing you need to know on the next exam and you'll end up failing it? Or maybe, it's because you're sitting alone in the campus cafeteria, quietly surfing the net and killing time while you wait on classes to start but you don't want to get up because if you do:

• you'd have to leave your books, laptop, food, purse, and everything else you brought with you, on the table and pray to every available diety that no one steals anything while you're gone...because remember, you're sitting alone, or....
• you'd have to pack up all of your items and drag them 75 feet to the bathroom, set them down, relive yourself, pick everything back up, and then come back to the table and unpack everything again because you still have an hour and a half till classes start and you really just don't feel like randomly walking around campus right now....even though you could walk back up to your apartment and drop everything off since no one showed up this morning to let you into your work study job, which is why you're sitting alone in the cafeteria in the first place

So in the meantime, we sit...and let our bladders get full, and keep drinking and filling them more and more until eventually they will explode inside us and we will die from the ultimate urinary infection.....

Ladies, I say to you.....Get up and go PEE!!!!!

That is all.