How to Start Your Own Country

| Monday, December 15, 2008 | 0 comments |
How to Start Your Own Country - wikiHow ((I mean seriously, who doesn't want their own nation?!))

Anyone can start their own country. That doesn't mean that people will recognize it, but hey, they generally won't stop you from trying--as long as they don't see it as a threat. So if you'd like to do your own thing in your own country, here's how to establish a micronation.

Steps

  1. Find territory for your micronation. Most micronationalists use their houses, land no one wants, or land on other planets. Some micronations exist on land unclaimed by other countries because of a loophole in a treaty. The Republic of Indian Stream, for example, is on land between the U.S. and Canada but is not under the jurisdiction of either because of ambiguous terms in the Treaty of Paris.[1] If you can't find land, though, make some! One millionaire activist piled sand onto a reef located in the Pacific Ocean south of Fiji and created an artificial island to start the Republic of Minerva.[2] But if you're not rich enough to make land, then just make it up--some of the more lighthearted micronations claim land on imaginary continents or planets.
  2. Declare your independence. If you have land, a declaration of independence will serve to claim that territory. Keep in mind, however, that actually sending your declaration of independence to gain recognition can lead to legal or military action if anyone disputes that claim. For example, when The Republic of Minerva issued a declaration of independence in letters to neighboring countries, the neighbors were very perturbed, and one of the countries decided to send their people to the island to take down the Minervan flag.[2] Besides, you can still function like an independent nation without actually declaring independence, like Taiwan does![3]
  3. Set up a government and constitution. This is a good time to consider why you're starting a country, and how you would like it to turn out. Here are some examples:

    • recreating the past - e.g. Nova Roma, dedicated "to the restoration of classical Roman religion, culture and virtues"[4]
    • just for fun - e.g. the Aerican Empire, based on strong senses of humour and a love of science fiction, fantasy, and games[5]
    • to promote an agenda - e.g. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands, on the uninhabited Coral Sea Islands off the coast of Queensland, in response to the Australian government's refusal to recognize same-sex marriage[6]
  4. Acquire citizens. You can have only yourself, if you want, or anyone who wants to join. Having a website, however, will help publicize your micronation to potential citizens around the world. You must also decide what you require of your citizens. Do they have to pass a test? Abide by certain laws? And what will they have to identify themselves as citizens of your country - A passport? Driver's license? Badge?


  5. Coat of arms for the Kingdom of Araucania and Patagonia
    Decide on symbols for your country. You should have a flag, a coat of arms, and any other way to represent yourself. If you want, you can turn an existing nation's flag upside-down so you don't have to sew one. Once you have symbols chosen, you can issue stamps, medals, and currency, if you'd like. Some micronations go as far as inventing their own culture and language. Of course, you might be content to create your own letterhead. After all, it's your country!


Tips

  • If you want to stand a chance of being recognized, your country should have territory, a government, a permanent population, and be able to host diplomatic relations (the Montevideo Convention's requirements for statehood).
  • Study existing and well-established micronations. What has led to their success? What can you learn from them?


Just me.

| Monday, December 8, 2008 | 0 comments |
I am:
- just me...no more and no less
- old
- single (for god's sake, don't ask this cause it just proves to me that you're a dumbfuck!)
- a mother of 2 boys
- a college student (undergrad for the moment)
- intelligent
- uber awesome
- sarcastic
- overtly sexual
- more dirty minded than my father
- a strong believer in free love and condoms
- an amazingly strong person
- incredibly fragile
- resilient
- a horrific speller (god love spell-check!)
- a minister (weird huh?)
- not even 5'2"
- curvy
- beautiful
- a math ninja
- a failure at simple algebra
- a glorious nerd
- a collector of bumper stickers (ask me about my favorite ones...I may post some pics of them)
- a homebody who likes to get her freak on at the dance club!
- forgetful
- selfish
- jealous
- persistent
- sexy as hell
- a great conversationalist
- the gayest straight person you know ((thanks Victoria ;) ))
- hot for nerds
- a contradiction

I am not:
- your mother
- your ho/whore/bitch/skank etc. etc.
- for sale (unless your name is Victoria and my face has been between your boobs!)
- a good dancer
- a magnificent singer
- a genius
- a lesbian or bi-sexual even tho I really do appreciate the female body and all its beauty. I honestly just love dick...and I love it a lot...I promise!
- a wonderful cook, but I can read directions!

I have:
- a quick temper
- unending amounts of patience
- an uncanny ability to read people
- psychic powers ((ask me about them sometime))
- absolutely no direction sense whatsoever! I get lost in a brown paper bag with a neon sign that says "EXIT"
- amazing friends
- a brilliant mind
- a crazy sexy voice
- a great smile
- soft lips
- a nice ass
- big boobs! ((see, I do know it...you really don't have to tell me!!))
- a t-shirt obsession
- a weakness for topless guys
- no tolerance for stupidity ((none. Stupid people should be shot, it the head, at close range, before they reproduce. Seriously))
- no desire to be fucked in the ass
- a few kinks ((good luck finding those out))
- a sharp tongue
- a quick wit
- the ability to turn even the most mundane things sexual
- the ability to turn you on
- no desire to actually do it
- a daddy....I don't need you

I won't:
- fuck you
- suck you
- masturbate for you
- post any NSFW pics of me...or even anything that comes close
- give you my phone number
- give you my IM info
- automatically be your friend unless you interest me
- join your chat room just because you post a link in my comments
- eat brussel sprouts
- eat zucchini
- lie

I will:
- delete comments that I don't like
- delete ads in my comments
- make you laugh
- care deeply
- actually talk to you if you try
- enjoy life
- worry
- love without restriction
- look past the superficial
- be appreciative of your efforts
- be honest

So who are you?

Heartless

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Is it that hard? To not look any further? To believe that I'm the next best thing? To know that the same fucking words you told her while you were talking to me, will get back to me and cut through my heart...tear it to shreds. Here, let me pick up the pieces so you can toss them in the shredder...oh wait, let's burn it too...then let wild animals eat the ashes.

I mean really...do I mean so little? Or are you hiding...from everyone? I don't give a shit about everyone else. Only myself...and myself is fucking fragile. Damnit watch your mouth!

It's a simple question really. Am I enough for you...is anyone...will I ever be...and in the meantime, could you at least pretend to respect my heart or just give it back to me. Maybe you weren't really worth it....yes you are...but I can't be the one if I'm not...not for you...so let me be the one for someone else....just be a man about it.

Fuck the letters

| Sunday, December 7, 2008 | 0 comments |
Number and words all blur together...the numbers are cold...calculating...without emotion. They know who they are, what they do, they have rules and identities and even when they're not real they're still important. A number is always the same...has the same value...the same purpose...letters and variables all bleed across the lines.

xy=q=sin(z)=f''(x)=whatthefuckdidireallymeantosay!?

you can't count on letters. they join together to form words and words are meaningless....one word can mean so many different things, inflection, posture, tilt of the head, form of the sentence ... you say the same words to me...to her...to him...to them....how, why...should I believe them...you?

1=1 and can NEVER = 4...until you throw those damn letters in there. Fuck the letters and the words and the variables. I want to see your numbers.

Unnumb....maybe.

| Friday, December 5, 2008 | 0 comments |
Looking for happiness in my panties is a lost cause...my eyes see more action then they do.

Words are meaningless in the grand scale of things...but when words are all we have I'll cling to each and every one. I'll wrap each letter around my heart until I fell you breathing on my cheek. You make me want so many things I'd forgotten...my pulse gets quicker with the thought of you...you make me want you...but is it really you that I want, or a piece of my lost youth...to be loved deeply in return...to feel like I matter...to belong to someone...something....to be whole again.

Maybe I'm just looking for my place in life...would it be so bad if I were alone...would I ever be happy just watching you from the edge of the crowd...would I ever have the strength to walk away...would I even want to?

The angles of flesh are hard and jut in your face....here taste me...smell me...they scream...but they all feel the same....one scent blends into the next....can't tell where they meet...every arm, face, leg....meld together as one....I want to stand out...to scream at you .....

"This is madness.....please save me!"

but will you listen.....or will you hear what they do...my whisper is softer by the second...I want to be noticed..to be heard...to be important. I don't need you to justify my existence...but I do want you to enrich it....are you up to the challenge?

The end is not near enough...

| Thursday, December 4, 2008 | 0 comments |
One final down...5 more to go.../sigh. I really can't wait till next semester, no more writing!! If that doesn't scream orgasm I don't know what does. Seriously, I don't...any ideas?

So I got my frat letters on monday, very excited about that...forgot about the math club meeting yesterday, very bummed about that. I also got dirty santa'd, something I recomend to everyone several times in their life.

I have to ask...what is the thrill about posting nude photos of yourself online? I mean, seriously... what happened to saving a part of ourselves for our partner? Don't get me wrong, I don't mean saving our sex...I happen to be a firm believer in free love, but there's got to be something that's sacred.

So now I have men online begging me for nude photos, and getting pissy when I tell them it's not gonna happen...then they get even more pissy when I tell them I won't suck their dick...virtually or actually...ever...that's just gross...but meh, it's my own preference. It's definitely not something I would do for/to someone I just met.

Sometimes I wonder why I bother with the online life at all...and then I remember I have you and I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. --I wonder if it's a bad thing that I talk to myself like this?--