Just me.

I am:
- just me...no more and no less
- old
- single (for god's sake, don't ask this cause it just proves to me that you're a dumbfuck!)
- a mother of 2 boys
- a college student (undergrad for the moment)
- intelligent
- uber awesome
- sarcastic
- overtly sexual
- more dirty minded than my father
- a strong believer in free love and condoms
- an amazingly strong person
- incredibly fragile
- resilient
- a horrific speller (god love spell-check!)
- a minister (weird huh?)
- not even 5'2"
- curvy
- beautiful
- a math ninja
- a failure at simple algebra
- a glorious nerd
- a collector of bumper stickers (ask me about my favorite ones...I may post some pics of them)
- a homebody who likes to get her freak on at the dance club!
- forgetful
- selfish
- jealous
- persistent
- sexy as hell
- a great conversationalist
- the gayest straight person you know ((thanks Victoria ;) ))
- hot for nerds
- a contradiction

I am not:
- your mother
- your ho/whore/bitch/skank etc. etc.
- for sale (unless your name is Victoria and my face has been between your boobs!)
- a good dancer
- a magnificent singer
- a genius
- a lesbian or bi-sexual even tho I really do appreciate the female body and all its beauty. I honestly just love dick...and I love it a lot...I promise!
- a wonderful cook, but I can read directions!

I have:
- a quick temper
- unending amounts of patience
- an uncanny ability to read people
- psychic powers ((ask me about them sometime))
- absolutely no direction sense whatsoever! I get lost in a brown paper bag with a neon sign that says "EXIT"
- amazing friends
- a brilliant mind
- a crazy sexy voice
- a great smile
- soft lips
- a nice ass
- big boobs! ((see, I do know it...you really don't have to tell me!!))
- a t-shirt obsession
- a weakness for topless guys
- no tolerance for stupidity ((none. Stupid people should be shot, it the head, at close range, before they reproduce. Seriously))
- no desire to be fucked in the ass
- a few kinks ((good luck finding those out))
- a sharp tongue
- a quick wit
- the ability to turn even the most mundane things sexual
- the ability to turn you on
- no desire to actually do it
- a daddy....I don't need you

I won't:
- fuck you
- suck you
- masturbate for you
- post any NSFW pics of me...or even anything that comes close
- give you my phone number
- give you my IM info
- automatically be your friend unless you interest me
- join your chat room just because you post a link in my comments
- eat brussel sprouts
- eat zucchini
- lie

I will:
- delete comments that I don't like
- delete ads in my comments
- make you laugh
- care deeply
- actually talk to you if you try
- enjoy life
- worry
- love without restriction
- look past the superficial
- be appreciative of your efforts
- be honest

So who are you?